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12살 땐..

새롭고 낯선 폭발할만한
나만의 영역을 갖게 된다

폴과 내게 있어서..

그곳은 칼라, 베키와 함께
할 수 있는 지하실을 의미했다

폴과 난 능숙한 키스
전문가는 아니었지만

베키의 신호를 기다려야
한단 것쯤은 알았다

그것은 신호였다

안녕, 엄마
세탁하시려구요!

그래야 할 것 같아서..

네가 개, 케빈

케빈, 목은 왜 그러니?

엄마, 진정하세요

오, 이거요?
그냥 벌레가 물었어요!

모두에게 난처했다

흠..

거의 모두에게..

난 모르겠네요

나한텐 엄청 큰
키스 마크로 보이는 걸

사랑이 물었구나
윤기나는 입술에 데인 자국이야

하지만 뭐 그냥
내 추측일 뿐이다

이거 위층으로 가져가렴!

너희들 위층에서
TV 보는 게 어떠니?

스타 트랙 거의 끝나가요

끝나는대로!

알겠어요

벌레가 물었다구?

그럼 뭐라고 해?

내가 벌레에 물리게 해줄게

잠깐! 그만둬! 베키
/ 싫어, 싫어

그렇게 근심 걱정 없이
시간은 흘러갔다

폴과 난 '성' 전쟁에서
휴전 협정을 맺은 듯 보였다

모든 일이 단순했고
재밌었다

한편, 그 행복도
끝나가고 있었다

케빈, 잠깐 이리 와봐

너한테 부탁할 게 있어서..

도움을 좀 구할까 해

커크 맥크레이가
내게 도움을 구한다구?

위니를 내게서 뺏어간
그 커크 맥크레이가?

날 모욕주고 패배를 안기고
내 삶을 망쳐놓은 그 커크가?

하지만 그것도 다 끝난 일이다
이젠 베키가 있으니까..

네가 내 대신 위니와
대화해 봤으면 해서..

뭐라구?!
/ 뭐?!

내 말은 내 대신
위니한테 좀 물어봐 달라구

하기 싫다고 해도 이해할게

아냐, 커크, 너 대신
내가 물어봐줄게

무딘 버터칼로 가슴을 50번은
도려내는 기분이겠지

너한테 듣는 게 더 나을거야

널 정말 좋아하거든
/ 정말?

정말?

그래, 너희들은
좋은 친구들이잖아

나도 그렇게 생각해

그래서 물어봐줄 수 있겠니?
아직 날 좋아하는지..

난 너희들이
사귀고 있는 줄 알았는데..

이런, 나도 대체
무슨 일인지 모르겠어

위니는 아무말도 없었지만
행동으로 말하고 있어

무슨 뜻인지 알겠지?

그 앤 날 차버릴거야
난 알고 있다구

정말?!
/ 정말?

모르겠어, 너한테
무슨 말 없었니?

나한테? 전혀..
그러니까..

위니와는 거의
얘기나눈 적이 없으니까

내 대신 물어봐 줄수 있겠니?

커크, 난 그다지
좋은 생각 같지가..

제발~

난 달리 방법이 없어

너도 알다시피 전에도 난
많은 여자애들을 좋아했지만

그녀를 좋아하는 만큼은
아니었어

그녀한텐 뭔가 특별한 게 있어
무슨 뜻인지 알지?

그래
/ 그래

하지만 내 생각엔..

말다툼하려는 거라면
됐어, 그만 두자

잠깐, 난 할수 있어
그게 뭐 큰일 이라구~

위니 쿠퍼는 지나간 과거고
어쨌든 지금 내겐 '이름이 뭐더라'

베키! 그래!
베키가 있잖아

커크, 잠깐만

해줄래?

그래, 물어봐줄게

고맙다, 케보

'케-보?'

너 지금 뭐라구?

그 애가 위니가 여전히
자길 좋아하는지

물어봐 달래서..

넌 할수 없어
/ 아냐, 할수 있어

케빈, 지금 너 위니 쿠퍼
얘길 하고 있다구, 정신 차려

대체 요점이 뭔데?

난 칼라가 날 버렸다면
날 버리고 떠나게 한 그 애를

그녀가 좋아하는지
절대 물어보지 못 할거야

위니는 날 버린게 아냐, 폴

특히 누가 커크 맥크레이를
좋아하고 있다면..

난 신경 안써, 알겠어?

더군다나 나보다 나이 많고
내 키의 두 배라면..

대체 차이점이 뭔데?

여기까지 근육이 있고
한겨울에도 황갈색 피부인..

난 너랑은 다를거야! 폴!

너보단 약간 더
튼튼하다구, 알겠어?

그렇겠지

난 위니에게 말할 수 있어!
우린 아직 친구라구!

내가 할 일은 그저
위니한테 가서 말하는..

"위니!"

안녕, 케빈

그녀를 잡아, 꽉 껴안아
입술에 키스하라구!

안돼!
/ 뭐?

아냐

오늘 오후에 우연히
커크를 만났거든

그래

난 오늘 못 봤어

정말?
/ 그래

꽤 괜찮은 애야

그래

커크는 아직 네가
좋아하는지 알고 싶어 해

네가 아직 커크를 좋아하는지
알고 싶어한다구

왜 직접 물어보지 않고?

겁장이니까! 멍청하고
너의 남자친구 될 가치도 없..

내 생각엔
널 너무 좋아해서 그럴거야

네가 이상하게
생각할까봐..

내 기분이야말로
이상해지네

모르겠어

그가 좋아하는 만큼 좋아하냐구?
아님 그냥 좋아하냐구?

처음 꺼 같아

글쎄, 난 커크를 좋아하지만
그만큼 좋아하는 진 모르겠어

너 그한테 화났니?

화나진 않았어

그럼 좋아하는 거야?

'좋아해' 라고 말하진 않았어
그냥 좋아한댔지

한 번만 더 말해줄래

천천히

너한테 화나지 않았다구
널 좋아해

너만큼 널 좋아하는진 모르겠지만
널 좋아하고 있어

처음에 널 좋아했을 땐
너만큼 널 좋아했대

정말 널 좋아했을 땐 그녀도
'좋아한다'고 생각했는데..

하지만 널 좋아해

그럴줄 알았어
난 이제 끝난거야

꼭 그런건..
/ 너도 다 들었잖아!

난 어떡해야 하지?
/ 나도 몰라

내가 적절한 행동을
하길 기다리겠지?

어쩌면..

어떤 행동을 해야 하는데?
/ 내가 어떻게 알아!

뭐 좀 줘야 할까?

나도 몰라
시도해볼 순 있지

그래? 어떤 거?
/ 몰라!

너라면 뭘 주겠니?

커크, 이건 네 힘으로
해결해야 할 거야

난 이런 충고에
걸맞는 상대가 아니라구

기다려!

난 수업 들어가야 해

이건 어떨까?

그게 뭔데?
/ 내 올스타 천이야

올스타 천이라구?
/ 그래

그녀의 스웨터나 쟈켓에
붙일 수 있잖아

여자들은 그러잖아

내가 어떻게 알아?

케-보

왜?

이거 내 대신
위니한테 좀 전해줄래?

커크, 제발
/ 부탁이야

마지막이야, 맹세해

난 못 해!

만일 이게 네 상황이고
네가 정말 위니를 좋아한다면

난 널 위해 할거야

내가 이걸로 뭘 하겠어?

재킷이나 스웨터에
붙일 수 있지

모르겠어

난 그렇게 못 해

우정을 보여주는 방법이야

케빈, 너도 그게
무슨 의미인지 알잖아

알아

케빈?

응?

나 그와 헤어져야 할거 같아

정말?

그래야 겠어

이건 나와 상관없는 일이지만
너 맞는 결정을 내린 거 같다

질질 끌어봐야 소용 없잖아

네 말이 맞아

우린 친구가 될수도 있으니까

물론이지

난 정말 노력했어

자, 이젠 끝난거야

끝났다구?!

미안해

알아봤어
좋아하는 사람이 있는거야

다른 사람이 있는 것
같진 않아

좋아하는 사람 없다고 말하든?

그렇게 말한 건 아니지만..

위니가 그래도
친구가 되고 싶다고 했어

그렇게 말했어?
/ 그래

알아, 안다구

커크, 좀 진정해

이젠 커크가 흥미로운
문제를 제기한 셈이다

만일 그녀가
다른 사람을 좋아하고 있다면?

그게 이 모든 일의
발단일지도 모르잖아

하지만 어떻게 알아내지?

폴-보!
/ "폴-보?"

내 대신 위니한테
뭐 좀 물어봐줬으면 해

앞뒤가 맞아가고 있었다
커크와 위니는 깨졌다

왜냐구? 그녀가 날
잊지 못 했기 때문이지

우리가 함께 했던
황금같던 나날들, 첫키스

난 아직 그녀의 눈길을 기억한다
그녀의 눈길을..

바로 저랬었지

대체 어떻게 된거야, 맥크레이?

무슨 뜻이야?

난 너와 위니가
헤어진 줄 알았는데..

내가 말하지 않았어?

그랬지

그런데 너희들이
다시 함께 있잖아

알아, 이상하지 않아?

어찌 된 일이냐니까?

모르겠어

나도 알수가 없어

에릭 안토니오한테
내 대신 물어봐달라 했지

에릭 안토니오?

네가 마음 상하지 않길 바래
/ 믿을수가 없다

케빈! 잠깐
이리 와봐

위니한테 물어봤니?

왜 폴이 위니한테 말거는데?

난 위니와 말할수도 없었어

에릭 안토니오와 함께 있더라구
오후 내내, 아마 위니를 좋아하나봐

뭐라구?!
/ 내가 말했잖아

우린 너에 대한
얘기만 했을 뿐이야

"너라니" 누구?

너희 둘 다
/ 둘 다 누구?

그냥 질문에나 대답해

너 위니 좋아하는 거야? 아니야?
/ 물론 난 좋아해

그녀가 좋아하는 것처럼
좋아해?

너희들처럼 그녀를
좋아하는 건 아냐

그녀를 좋아해?

다 알고 있는 줄 알았는데..

그녀가 좋아하는 것처럼
좋아한단 뜻이야?

그래, 좋아해, 너희들이
좋아하기 전에 좋아했지

네가 위니를 좋아하면서도
내 대신 물어보러 갔고

이젠 그녀를 좋아한다구?

맙소사, 여기 또 누구..

내가 알아야 할
위니 쿠퍼 좋아하는 사람 있어?

폴?

그녀의 코엔 아주 작고
귀여운 주근깨가 있지

농담이야! 농담

그럼 그녀가 좋아하는
사람은 누군데?

나도 몰라
너희 둘 다 좋아해

우리가 좋아하는 것처럼
그녀도 '우릴 좋아한다'구?

누굴 더 좋아하는데?

그래, 누굴 더
좋아하는데?

그래, 누굴 더 좋아해?

몰라, 오늘밤 물어볼게
스케이트 타러 갈거거든

뭐라구?!

케빈!

베키 슬레이터가 네가
화났는지 알고 싶대

베키? 불쌍한 베키

이런 혼란한 상황에 난 그만
그녀를 잊고 있었던 것이다

하지만 이젠 내가 할 일은
하나 뿐이었다

사실대로 말해야만 했다

누굴 통하지 않고
직접 만나서..

남자답게..

맙소사, 그녀를 보라

가엾고 사랑스런
꽃같은 소녀

맙소사, 난 그녀에게
상처주기 싫었다

뭐 그냥 극복해보는 거야

베키, 우리 헤어져야 해

난 아직 위니 쿠퍼를 좋아해

하지만 우린
친구로 남을 수 있어

알아, 알아

오, 그래?
친구?!

내가 '친구'를 주지!

그 일이 처음
일어났을 때..

난 정말 여자를 이해할 수 없었다

내 말의 의도를 더
명확하게 하자면..

난 정말이지.. 여자를..
이해할 수가.. 없었다

흥미로운 표본이군

스팟, 우리가 있는 곳이 어디지?

선장님, 우린 외계인 행성에
있나 봅니다

긴 머리와 짧은 치마를 입는
이상한 종들이 살고 있는..

내가 공상을 해온 이후로

이렇게 딱 들어맞는
공상은 없었다

당신들은 누구지?

우리에게 원하는 게 뭐야?

매우 어리석은 질문입니다, 선장님
이들은 외계인이라구요

선장님이 이해할 수 없는
방식으로 생각하고 행동하죠

그럼 우린 어떡하지?

분명히 반격할 수 있는
방법이 있을거야

본즈, 스커리?

안 됐지만 그들의 변덕에 따르는
수 밖엔 선택의 여지가 없습니다

우린 포로니까요

그들이 우릴 지배하죠

아냐, 이럴 순 없어

우린 인간이라구
모르겠어? 우린 인간이야!

우린 인간이야! 인간!

케브! 괜찮아?

너 괜찮은 거야?

"I am a Rock"
- Simon & Garfunkel

그날밤 난 어떤 생각에
빠져들었다

오랫동안 꼭
해야 했던 생각에..

그저 문을 닫고 침대에 누워
2시간을 보냈다

미숙한 자기 연민에 빠져서..

"Gazing from my window"

"To the streets below"

"On a freshly fallen silent
shroud of snow"

"I am a rock"

"I am an island"

어디 가니?

위니네 잠깐
다녀 올게요

좀 늦었다, 케빈

잠깐이면 돼요

내일 만나면 안되니?

합리적인 질문이었지만

그 순간 난 합리적인
사람이 아니었다

아뇨, 그럴수 없어요

알았다

케-보!
/ 에릭-보

오늘밤 스케이트장에 왔었니?
안 보이던데..

안 갔어

위니가 너에 대해
뭐랬는지 듣고 싶니?

아니

좋아, 그럼 학교에서 보자

잘 가

안녕!
/ 안녕

안녕

춥다

거의 눈이 올것 같아

그래

위니, 너 대체 뭐하는 거야?

무슨 뜻이야?

에릭과 뭐하는 거냐구~

스케이트 타러 갔어
좋은 말상대야

그냥 친구일 뿐이야

그래, 커크는 어쩌구?

커크와는 헤어졌어

그래, 잘도 헤어진 것
처럼 보이더라

복도에서~

모르겠어, 그건 별로
좋은 생각이 아니었던 거 같아

같다구?

어쨌든 너랑 무슨 상관인데?

난 너의 친구잖아!
그래서야!

네가 내 친구라면
왜 이렇게 하는 건데?

이렇게라니 뭘?

마치..

오, 나도 모르겠어

화 내지마

뭐 좀 물어봐도 돼?

뭘?

네가 날 좋아하는지
알아야겠어

'내가 좋아하는 만큼 날 좋아해'
란 그런 대답 말고..

바로 그거였다

정직하게 얼굴을 맞대고
'예스'인지 '노'인지 묻는 것

그리고 대답을 들을 때까지
거기 서있는 것이다

나도 모르겠어

'모른다구?'

모르겠다니 무슨 뜻이야?

모르겠단 말이야
정말 모르겠다구!

모두 날 좀 그냥
내버려뒀음 좋겠어!

내가 뭘 하는지도
모르겠으니까

이건 새로운 사실이었다

난 여자애들은 원하는 걸
정확하게 알고 있다고 생각했는데..

그들은 모든 걸 알고
계획이 있다고..

그런데 그들도
몰랐나 보다

어쩌면 우리만큼 혼란스러웠는지
모른다, 멋지지 않아?

정말 끔찍한 일이다

그들도 모르는 것이다
그건 아무도 모른단 뜻이다

네 말은 너도
정말 모른단 거야?

몰라

미안해..

뭐가?

모르겠어

그 추운 날 밤
거기 서있으면서

난 처음으로
위니와 내가

같은 감정을
느끼고 있다고 생각했다

우린 둘 다
너무 불행했다

케빈

왜?

똑, 똑

누구세요?

샘과 쟈넷이에요

샘과 쟈넷 누구죠?

샘과 쟈넷 이브닝~

너 웃어야 해

웃고 있어

그래?

어쩌면 웃는 것처럼
'웃고 있는 건' 아닐지도 몰라

하지만 웃고 있어

좋아, 위니
요술에 걸린 저녁이야

우린 알게 될거야

"Someday We'll be Together"
- Supremes

"Say it, say it, say it, say it again"

"Someday we'll be together"

When you're twelve years old

you've got a lot of strange
new territory to explore.

For Paul and me,

that meant the basement with
Carla Healy and Becky Slater.

Paul and I Weren't the world's
greatest make-out experts...

But I figured all I had to do...
Was wait for the sign from Becky.

That was the sign.

Hi, Mom. So,
you're doing laundry!

Yeah, I thought I would.

You're folding, Kevin.

Kevin, what's that on your neck?

Mom, be cool.

Oh this? It's - it's -
it's a bug bite!

Ugh. It was
embarrassing for everyone.

Hmmm...

Almost everyone.

I don't know, Mom.

Looks to me as though it
just might be...a monstro-hickey.

A love bite. A big...juicy...lip burn.

But, uh...that's just a guess.

Take this upstairs!

Why don't you kids
come upstairs and watch TV?

Star Trek's almost over.

As soon as it is.

OK.

Were taken prisoner inside
a highly complex civilization...

A bug bite?

Well, what did you
want me to say?

I'll give you a bug bite.

Wait. Get off! Becky!
/No, no!

And so the days passed,
carefree and lighthearted.

Paul and I seemed to have found
a truce in the war of the sexes.

Everything was simple, and fun.

In other words, it had to end.

Hey, Kevin.
Come here for a second.

I want to ask you somethin'.
/ Huh?!

I want to ask you a favor.

Kirk McCray wanted to
ask me a favor?

Kirk McCray - who had stolen
Winnie away from me...

Who had humiliated me,
defeated me, ruined my life?

Eh, but I was over that.
I had Becky, and -

I need you to talk to Winnie for me.

What?!
/ What?!

I need you to talk to
Winnie for me. I mean...

Well, I understand
if you don't want to.

No, Kirk, I want to talk to
Winnie Cooper for you...

Almost as much as I want to be...

Stabbed through the heart fifty times
with a dull butter knife.

But, I mean, she'll take it
better coming from you.

She really likes you.
/She does?!

She does?

Well, yeah. I mean, you guys are
really good friends, aren't you?

Yeah, I guess so.

So, do you think
you can just ask her

if - if she still likes me?

I thought you guys
were going steady.

Oh, man. I don't know
what's going on.

I mean, she didn't say anything,
but it's just the way she says it.

You know what I mean?

She's gonna dump me,
I know it.

Really?!
/ Really?

I don't know. She didn't say
anything to you, did she?

Me? No. I mean...

I hardly ever talk to her any more.

Do you think you can
just ask her for me?

Kirk, I don't think it'll be...
such a great idea / Please?!

I mean, I don't know
what else to do.

You know, I mean, I've liked
girls before and all, but...

Not like I like her.

There's just something about her.
You know what I mean?

Yeah.
/Yeah.

But I just don't think -

If it's a hassle, you know, forget it.

Wait a minute - I could do this.
What's the big deal?

Winnie Cooper's yesterday's news.
Anyway, I had "What's-her-name"...

Uh, Becky. Yeah, I had Becky.

Kirk, wait a minute.

You'll do it?

Yes, I'll do it.

Thanks, Kev-bo.

"Kev-bo?"

You're gonna what?!

He just wants me to
ask Winnie if she still...

You know, still likes him?

You can't do that.
/Yes, I can.

Kevin, we're talking about Winnie
Cooper here. I mean, get real.

Well, what's your point?

Look, I just know that
if Carla dumped me,

I could never go and talk to her

about liking the guy
she dumped me for.

She didn't dump me, Paul.

Especially if it's
somebody like Kirk McCray.

It doesn't bother me, OK?

Somebody older who's,
like, twice my size.

What difference does that make?

Who's got muscles out to here...

and a dark tan
in the middle of the winter.

Well, maybe I'm not like you, Paul!

Maybe I'm just a little
more secure than that, OK?

Yeah, sure.

There's no way that I can't
talk to Winnie! We're still friends!

All I have to do is
go up to her and say...

"Winnie!"

Hi, Kevin.

Grab her. Squeeze her.
Kiss her on the lips!

No!
/ What?

Nothing.

I ran into Kirk McCray
this afternoon.

Yeah.

I didn't see him today.

Really?
/ Yeah.

He's a pretty nice guy.

Yeah.

Kirk wants to know
if you still like him.

Kirk wants to know
if...you still like him.

Why doesn't he ask me himself?

Because he's a coward
and a fool, not worthy of your -

Uh, because...I guess,
he really likes you...

and he doesn't want to
make you feel weird.

He just wants to
make me feel weird.

I don't know...

Do you mean do I "like him"
like him, or do I just like him?

The first one, I guess.

Well, I like Kirk. But I'm not sure
I "like him" like him.

Oh. Are you mad at him?

I'm not really mad at him...

Oh, so you like him.

I didn't say I "liked" him.
I said I liked him.

Let me have that one more time.

Slowly.

She's not mad at you.
She likes you.

She's not sure if she "likes you"
likes you, but she likes you.

When she first liked you she
"liked you" liked you..unless...

She just thought she "liked" you
when she really just liked you.

But she likes you.

I knew it.
I'm a dead man.

Not necessari-
/ Come on, you heard her!

What am I gonna do?
/ I don't know.

She's waiting for me to
make the right move, isn't she?

Maybe.

What's the right move?
/ I don't know!

Should I give her something?

I don't know. You could try.

Yeah? Like what?
/ I don't know!

Well, what would you give her?

Look, Kirk...maybe you should just
try and figure this out by yourself.

I'm, I'm not the best guy
to be giving advice about this.

Wait!

Look, I've got to get to class.

How about this?

What is it?
/ My all-star patch.

Your all-star patch?
/ Yeah...

She could, you know...

Sew it on her sweater or jacket.

Girls do that, don't they?

How am I supposed to know?

Kev-bo.

Yeah?

Will you give this...
To Winnie for me?

Kirk, come on!
/ Please?

This is the last time
I'll ask, I swear.

I can't!

Look, if it was you and you
really liked Winnie Cooper,

I'd do it for you.

What am I supposed to do with this?

You could sew it on
your jacket or sweater.

I don't know...

I can't do that.

It's just a way of
showing friendship.

Come on, Kevin.
You know what it means.

Yeah.

Kevin?

Yeah?

I think I have to break up with him.

Really?

I think so.

This may be none of
my business, Winnie,

but I think you're
doing the right thing.

I mean, there's
no use dragging it out.

You are so right.

We can still be friends.

Absolutely.

You know, I really tried.

Hey, when it's over...

It's over?!

I'm sorry.

I knew it. She likes someone else.

I don't think she likes
someone else.

Did she say she
didn't like someone else?

Well...she didn't say she didn't.

Look, she said she still
wanted to be friends.

She said that?!
/ Yeah.

I know, I know.

Kirk, get a grip on yourself.

Now, Kirk raises
an interesting question.

What if she does
like someone else?

Maybe that's what this
whole thing is about.

But how can you find out without -

Paul-bo!
/ "Paul-bo"?

I need you to ask
Winnie something for me.

Things were falling into place.
Kirk and Winnie had broken up.

And why? Because
she'd never really forgotten me.

All those golden moments
we shared, our first kiss.

I still remember the way
she looked. She looked...

Just like that.

What's goin' on, McCray?

What do you mean?

I thought you and Winnie broke up.

Didn't I make that clear?

You did.

Then I saw you guys making out.

I know. Isn't that weird?

Then what's going on?

I don't know.

I can't figure it out myself.

I asked Eric Antonio
to ask her for me.

Eric Antonio?

Yeah, I hope you don't mind.
/ I can't believe this.

Kevin!
Come here for a second.

Did you ask Winnie for me?

Why would he talk to Winnie?

I couldn't talk to Winnie.

She was with Eric Antonio
all afternoon. I think he likes her.

What?!
/ I told you.

All we did was talk about you.

"You" who?

Both of you.
/ Both of who?

Look, will you just answer
the question?

Do you like her or not?
/ Well, sure I like her.

Well, do you "like her" like her?

Not like you like her.

You like her?

I thought everybody knew that.

You mean you "like her" like her?

Yeah, I like her.
I liked before you liked her.

You mean you went to
talk to her for me...

When all this time you liked her?

Now you like her?

Jeez, is there anybody else...

That likes Winnie Cooper
I should know about?

Paul?!

Well, she does have those tiny
little freckles on her nose.

A joke! A joke!

Well...Who does she like?

I don't know...
She likes you both.

You mean she
"likes us" likes us?

Well, who does she like better?

Yeah, who does she like better?

I don't know. I'll ask
her tonight. We're going skating.

What?!

Hey, Kevin!

Becky Slater wants to know
if you're mad at her.

Becky? Poor little Becky.

In all this confusion...
I'd forgotten all about her.

But now there was
only one thing to do.

I had to tell her the truth...

and not through any go-between
but face-to-face...

Like a man.

Oh, God, look at her.

Poor sweet flower of a girl.

God, I hated to hurt her.

Well, just get it over with.

Becky, we have to break up.

I still like Winnie Cooper.

We can still be friends, though.

I know, I know.

Oh yeah, "friends"?!

I'll give you "friends."

I guess that was when
it first occurred to me.

I really didn't understand girls.

I mean - and let me be absolutely
clear about what I mean...

I really...didn't...understand...girls.

Interesting specimens.

Spock, where are we?

It appears, Captain, that we are on
an alien planet, inhabited by...

Strange beings with long hair
and Very short skirts.

Well, hey, since I was having
the fantasy anyway,

I figured I might as well do it right.

Who are you?

What do want from us?

Highly illogical question, Captain.
These are alien beings.

They think and act In ways you
cannot hope to understand.

Well...what can we do?

There must be some way
of fighting back.

Bones? Scotty?

I'm afraid we have no choice but
to submit to their every whim.

We are their captives.

They control us completely.

No, this can't be.

We're human beings. Can't you
understand that? We're men!

We're men! Men!

Kev! Hey, Kev!

You OK?

"I am a Rock"
- Simon & Garfunkel

Well, that night I caught up
on something

I'd been needing to do
for a long time.

I just shut the door and lay down
on the bed and put in two hours

of good, solid,
adolescent self-pity.

"Gazing from my window"

"To the streets below"

"On a freshly fallen silent
shroud of snow"

"I am a rock"

"I am an island"

Where are you goin'?

Just over to Winnie's
for a minute.

It's a little late, Kevin.

Just for a minute.

Can't this wait 'til tomorrow?

A reasonable question,

but at the moment I was
not a reasonable man.

No, it can't.

"I have no need of friendship,
friendship causes pain"

OK.

Kev-bo!
/ Eric-bo.

Were you at the skating rink
tonight? I didn't see you.

I wasn't there.

Hey, you want to hear
what Winnie said about you?

No.

OK. Well, I guess
I'll see you in school.

See ya.

Hi!
/ Hi.

Hi.

It's cold.

It almost feels like it might snow.

Yeah.

Look, Winnie, what are you doing?

What do you mean?

What are you doing with Eric?

We went skating.
He's nice to talk to.

He's just a friend.

Yeah, what about Kirk?

I broke up with Kirk

Yeah, I saw the way
you broke up with him.

In the hallway?

I don't know. I guess that
wasn't such a good idea.

You guess?!

Well, what business is it
of yours anyway?!

I'm your friend, that's what!

Well, if you're my friend, then
why are you being like this?

Like what?

Like -

Oh, I don't know...

Look, don't get all upset.

I have to ask you something.

What?

I just have to know
if you like me or not.

And don't give any of that...
"like me like me" stuff.

Well, that was it.

A straightforward, face-to-face,
yes-or-no question.

And I was going to stand there
until I got my answer.

I don't know.

"I don't know"?!

What do you mean
you don't know?

I mean I don't know.
I really don't know

I wish everyone would
just leave me alone!

I don't know what I'm doing.

This was something new. I mean,

I always figured girls knew
exactly what they wanted.

They knew - they had a plan.

Or maybe they didn't.

Maybe they were just as confused
as we were. Isn't that great?

it - it's horrible.

They don't know either.
That means nobody knows.

Y-you mean you...
really don't know?

No.

Well..I'm sorry.

What for?

I don't know.

As I stood there that cold night,

I realized for the first time
in a long time

that Winnie and I were
feeling the same thing.

We were both
completely...miserable.

Kevin.

What?

Knock, knock.

Who's there.

Sam and Janet.

Sam and Janet who?

Sam and Janet Evening.

You're supposed to laugh.

I am.

You are?

Well, maybe I'm not
"laughing" laughing.

But I'm laughing.

OK, Winnie.
Some enchanted evening.

We'll see.

"Someday We'll be Together"
- Supremes

"Say it, say it, say it, say it again"

"Someday we'll be together"